Orwell News is Orwell, Kentucky’s primary news source. Bringing the community news since 1829, Orwell News is committed to high quality stories. Orwell News is a proud employer of over 1,000 sweatshop workers from the surrounding area. We lead in plastic straw production and contribute to 25% of the sea’s plastic straw population.
How can I contact Orwell News?
You can email us at [email protected].
Is anything on this site real?
No. This is a satire news site and is protected by the first amendment. Names mentioned on this site are coincidences unless the article is about a public figure.
How can I contribute?
We don’t accept story ideas, and they will be promptly destroyed if you send them. We currently do not accept donations.
Your support by reading the articles brings enough satisfaction to our newsroom and we appreciate readers like you.